Fuck Apple and Fuck Hewlett-Packard
Well, first things first, I finally opted for a new blog under the new username 'qazwsx34651' I've been using for the past couple of months. I know that's nothing special, but having a new "internet name" around the web is like having a new identity and dropping your old one. And along with that means you must update anything that has your old name on it, so the new blog is here.
Now back to my title. I'm not the one to cuss, but fuck Apple and fuck HP. First I'll start with Apple. Now I'm not another iPod basher. I love my iPod; use it almost everyday and in my opinion, it's a good product. And I don't hate Apple because of the iPod. I hate Apple because of iTunes. You know, I haven't liked iTunes since version six...ever since 7 came out, iTunes has just kept on sucking. The first problem is that it starts "popping" while playing music. First guess would be system overload, but I have 1 GB of ram and a processor with 2.79 GHz of speed so my system rarely crashes. But I have another problem with iTunes and that is when it comes to downloading. I've never downloaded from iTunes before, usually when a pop-up says a new version is avaliable, it directs me to a website to download it. But instead, Apple decides to have this little download box installed. First problem is that it downloads QuickTime. I don't want to waste time updating my QuickTime program since I only use it when I visit a webpage that requires it, and when then, doesn't care what version it is. But instead, the Apple Downloader bundles the two up, so I have no choice. Now I know what you are thinking, "Travis, who cares if QT updates". Here comes why it bothers me, I have dial-up. No, I don't have fancy cable internet or the whole DSL hyperspeed internet. I have the plain, 56k (only connects to 41k really) dial-up, supplied by MSN. (At least it ain't AOL) And I really have no problem with it except when it comes to downloads, and then I regret trying to save the extra $20 a month it takes to get cable internet access. Now, iTunes alone is about a 20 MB file. That's approximently a two hour download on dial-up. That's not terrible for a program. It's when QT is included. Then it's a pain in the ass 5 hour download. Which is a can-do if I decide to download and leave it there. Now it is 11 o clock and the download is finished. I go to click on the file and I get something that no one could want, a message that should says "Haha loser you wasted 5 hours for nothing", but instead reads "QuickTime was not signed correctly". And after that message, you get the infamous "C++ Runtime Error". Fuck Apple.
Now, let me get to HP. This more has to do with HP printers than it does their computers. Now I have one of those all-in-one kind of printers, it's a scanner, copier, and printer in one device. Some people call 'em multifunction printers, either way, you should get what I'm saying. I don't use it all that often, just every once in awhile when I need to print something out that is important, or I want to scan a photo or something, or I need a duplicate and it's nothing I made on the computer that I can print out. I have nothing against the machine. What I do have is something against the drivers and error messages I get from the damn thing. Now I'm not a geek or anything, but I'm pretty good with computers. I'm not "Start button, and then what?" stupid, but I'm not hacking into computers smart. Saying I've never turned on a computer a "0", and making computer nerd a "10", I think I'm a 7 or 8. And I can't operate this bitchy lesbian of a HP printer. The thing is aforementioned, it's too bitchy and only works when it wants to. First thing is cancelling documents. Anytime I need to cancel a print, I must re-install the printing drivers or it the document will stay in "cancelling" forever. Next is all of the error messages. Ones I get are weird and usually incorrect. Stuff like printer not installed, printer installed incorrectly, check cartridges, document is paused, all kinds of weird stuff. And apparently the printer hates the cartridges on it, because it won't go off of "check catridges" no matter what I do. Oh well, at least I can now pick out a new printer (most definitely non-HP) to replace it. But until then, fuck HP.
Posted by qazwsx34651
at 12:33 AM MDT